- *about to get murdered*
- murderer: any last words
- me: imagine how is touch the sky
- murderer:
- me:
- *escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
green is not a creative color
what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif
lets not bring it up
lets never bring it up
what part of never bring it up do you not understand
i watched the video and this post has never made more sense
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a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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I applaud anyone with that much patience as I myself, have none.
With this. I can’t even.
wtf man i cant even sharpen a pencil right
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GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.
omg do this i will cry
Nobody has ever won this. Ever.
DO IT NOW
Please guys
I bet no one has the balls.
I TURNED ON ANON FOR THIS YOU MOFUCKAS BETTER DO IT
Good luck.
Did this before and it got so bad that I’d never thought I’d do it again…but I am.
I betcha I won’t even get one.
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